Joey Stern

#luridcat #catwig #cat #shestolethisfromunderthebed

haneshate:

I don’t know where to begin with this fucker.

Oh, yes I do. Here:

You know she can never properly clean her asshole with all that hair, right?

So this snot rag is stamping her crusty ass full of shit crumbs all over your house. And you love her anyway, don’t you, you greasy stain?

You sicken me.

gaydinosaurs:

“Is that how you’re branding your alcoholism now?”

gaydinosaurs:

THIS IS STILL TOPICAL. Right? 

plittly:

1) Fuck this guy.

2) Fuck any dude who assumes that girls don’t actually like/listen to the music that they profess to like; as if it’s so fucking unfathomable that a woman would (gasp!) like a band like Joy Division.

3) If this is meant to be a swipe at people who buy band T-shirts at places like Urban Outfitters or whatever and wear them without really knowing what said band is about, well, dude did a fucking piss-poor job of making that point. You can make that kind of joke without reducing it to “lol girls don’t know about music aren’t they dumb lol.”

4) I have seen more male comedians do stand-up in the past decade than I would have ever cared to (the perils of dating someone who is in that scene), and honestly? With a few exceptions, the overwhelming majority were not funny and often relied on sexism or other -isms in their jokes. Yet somehow, they got a pass. (Possibly because it’s a male-dominated scene? Ha ha ha, I’m kidding, of course that’s the reason.) Then again, maybe that’s the reason why the overwhelming majority of those guys haven’t actually achieved even a moderate amount of success; who knows.

Ugh.

Burrito Hanes

Baby, not cat